Wednesday, 12 November 2014

Things to do when it's raining

A day of rain in Paphos made me think ponder this problem.


Manchester

Drink tea

Smoke roll ups

Think about having a shag
but don't bother cos the
kids might walk in

Don't walk dog

Read papers

Sit in window and watch rain

Sleep

Watch police helicopter
chase car thieves
Paphos

Drink 7-up

Smoke camel shit

Think about having a shag
but don't bother cos the
the chambermaid might walk in

Don't walk dog

Read yesterday's papers

Sit on balcony and watch rain

Sleep

Watch sightseeing helicopter
take mugs for a ride